Ebisu's Inbox

[chibisu]

[For anyone who is familiar with Ebisu in person, they might be expecting the sound of a cute child on the answering machine.]

[They do not get a cute child's voice.]

[Instead, it's the voice of a young man, speaking calmly and professionally.]

Hello. You have reached the personal phone and temple of Ebisu, one of the Gods of Fortune. He and his shinki are currently busy right now, so please leave a message and someone will respond back to you as soon as possible.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Comments

[unlucky7]

Unmi,

I spoke with Takami earlier for advise on the matter. Once I have the text figured out, I was going to ask Kimi's help with recording something. It's not very known I'm a part of this temple. While I can use the angle I'm a part-time worker here, it'll also add some legitimacy with a statement from one of you.

Here is my first draft of the text:

Looking for part time work? Interested in assisting with prayers across Japan? The God of Fortune, Ebisu, is hiring for multiple positions at his temple. Applicants with skills and/or knowledge in office support, customer service, technical support, languages, agriculture, manufacturing, and fishing are highly welcome, though all skill levels are welcome to apply.

Hours are flexible, pay starts at 4000 yen/hour. Higher rates can be negotiated depending on skills/knowledge. No naming required. Additional benefits include on-site meals, travel options across Japan, and training in shinki spells.

Questions can be asked here or directed to Ebisu. Interested applicants should contact Ebisu directly to set up an appointment.

Thanks,
Jitsumi
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